"If you're lying, I'll skewer you and roast your liver!"
Boris the Bear is a character that was going to appear in the never-made The Freddy and Joey Movie. He would have been enormous, but dumb.
The only detail that exist about Boris the Bear's physical appearance is that he is a huge bear.
The only surviving note that describe Boris the Bear's personality is that he would have been dumb, yet soft at heart.
- The Freddy and Joey Movie (2011; Unreleased)
- After the success of the character of Patrick Hooligans, there was a push at Mustache Maniacs Film Co. to put a "dumb, silly guy" into every film for assumed-guaranteed laughs (a move that resulted in the character of Lobo in The Adventures of Legoman). Because of this, Boris the Bear was intended to be Freddy and Joey's "Patrick" character.
- In the original bedtime stories, Boris the Bear rarely appeared, if ever.