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"If you're lying, I'll skewer you and roast your liver!"
-Sarah Huffington, Jolly Roger and the Pirate Queen
Non-Canon The subject of this article is not canonical to Mustache Maniacs Film Co.'s official cinematic universe.

Juniper is the main antagonist from the never-released animated film The Hit Man. He was designed from a pattern of wood grain and was altered later to make him look ghoulish.

Physical Description

Juniper's silhouette is comprised of wavy contour lines that round out his form, which atomically defies natural properties in places. His pants and shoes are white, as is his ghostly skin. His jacket is pitch black, except for the sleeves, which are dark gray. His eyes are blood red.


Juniper is a hit man for hire who also passes his time by maintaining his prized car. Anyone who dares defile his car always feels the extent of his wrath, such as Tim. He always resolves any conflicts with violence, preferring to shoot first and ask questions later, if he even thinks to ask questions.



  • This character is named after the juniper tree, referencing the fact that his form was found in wood grain.
  • When he was configured from the wood grain into the final design, his form was made to be as intimidating as possible.
  • The character of Father Juniper from New Friends ~ An Environmental Fable is named after this character.