"Our faces will be in the papers!"
"If you're lying, I'll skewer you and roast your liver!"
Mustache Max wears a long gray straight jacket that ties his sleeves behind his back, making his arms immobile. His face is rounded, his hair and eyebrows are thick and dark brown, and his mustache is enormous. Whenever he laughs, his mustache wiggles. He also has braces on his teeth.
Mustache Max is presumably insane, as he constantly laughs whenever he is seen. However, as Mustache Max is technically not a canon character in the Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Cinematic Universe, no other character traits have been ironed out.
- He has a pet parrot, named Koo Koo Macaw.
- This character was modeled after the fake mustache used for both Shriff Aha and Baron Von Stuka.
- Before the creation of the current company logo, the first time that this character appeared was in a short clip in Spotlight Night. In the clip, a breaking news report announces the world's largest mustache on a thirteen year-old boy and features the fake mustache falling off of the said boy, who later became Mustache Max.
- In addition to the current logo, Mustache Max also appears in an intermission skit. This clip is rarely used, and only comes into play in extremely long films that have a defined intermission.
- This character's original name was Wiggly Willie, but was changed over concerns of reading possible sexual innuendos in the name.