Porkins has a big smile, big eyes, and a giant mustache on his face. He wears a red hat, a red sweater to match, and brown pants.
Porkins is a caring father to Patrick who has a little more common sense, but as much brain as his son. He loves the Christmas season and deeply cares for his wife, Patricia. He is also a little immature, as he collects and plays with toy robots.
- A Very Patrick Christmas (2009)