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"If you're lying, I'll skewer you and roast your liver!"
-Sarah Huffington, Jolly Roger and the Pirate Queen
Non-Canon The subject of this article is not canonical to Mustache Maniacs Film Co.'s official cinematic universe.

The Milton Monster is a cockroach that was encountered on the vacation that eventually became From Sea to Shining Sea. In the said film, it acts as a jump scare.

Physical Description

The Milton Monster averages about five inches in length, but other than that, it looks the same as other cockroaches. Its body is slender, having an almond shape and partially hiding six thin legs. A small, oval head sits on the front of the body, with two very long antennae sticking out.


Very little is known about the Milton Monster, but what is known is that in From Sea to Shining Sea, the Milton Monster loves to scare the audience, followed by mocking those that it scared.

Before Mustache Maniacs Film Co.

The Milton Monster is a real-life cockroach at the Milton, Florida KOA that was encountered during the vacation that became From Sea to Shining Sea. It was such a nuisance, it forced any vacationers out of its cabin home. However, since this encounter happened in 2009, the real Milton Monster is now deceased.



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